did this instead of homework
ytsasori: coriandolitorta: scarvenrot: 3half: senorbearjuffy: christ i lITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD SERIOUSLY PAPA JOHNS OMFG oh my god….
At midnight, I either love the world or hate it. No middle ground. No second chances.
fiesta dicks: grade school sex-education →
reallyl0vely: subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school — you will get your period one day, and you will not feel like a woman. you will feel like your body has betrayed every promise it ever curled around your little finger. this is normal. you will get…
psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then?
thesunmaid: looking through yummys art tag and felt inspired to draw somethin cute
What she says: “Go play while I wash up!” What she means: “Nanny needs a few precious moments to herself before she goes back to answering your formatively crucial but ultimately tedious questions please for the love of god just play with Legos for like two minutes by yourself.”
I don’t think you understand. When I was a child I had these big, amazing, impressive dreams. They changed every week, always something different, something bigger. And now people expect me to keep dreaming bigger the older I get, climb mountains, achieve greatness. But I won’t live big so you can pat yourself on the back for producing great people. I am already great, in my...
dead-provocative-bro: norhuu: This was...
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
insertbadassnamehere asked: thanks! you're a pretty awesome gamzee too :D
artiestroke: internetzahhaker: askacavalreaper: aWFUL, i DON’T THINK MINDFANG AND I COULD RAISE MUCH OF ANYTHING, OH MY GOD ZACH IT’S BACK LOOK WHAT CAME AROUND AGAIN This is too perfect
whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
i found the door to heaven but i couldn’t stand the smell i guess i gotta find a way to make the best of hell
I always wonder what the turning point is between a busy schedule and neglect. How many times should I believe them when they say they’re too busy to talk, before I take the hint? This isn’t a sadsack question, really. Just something I’ve always struggled with. I like people so, so much, and sometimes it’s hard for me to tell whether someone is genuinely preoccupied or...
Oh wow okay so. Yesterday I was on Omegle as zombiestuck Sis Strider, covered in blood and bite marks and shit. And then my roomie came home with four tickets to see the early screening of Star Trek, but we had to leave RIGHT THEN. So I forgot to wash the blood off and like. Showed up to the movie like that. Well about halfway through the film I started feeling weird, so I excused...
jakes-english-muffin: MISS STRIDER YOU REQUESTED THAT YOU BE ALERTED IN THE EVENT THAT JAKES-ENGLISH-MUFFIN WERE TO RETURN Fuckin… Five more minutes, Squarewave, Christ… BUT MISS STRIDER YOU REQUESTED— Wait. Fuck, is Sean back? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT SEAN WAS BACK?! MISS STRIDER I ATTEMPTED— Shut up, dude! Help me get this stupid nightie off! Heyyy didn’t see you there....
What did I do tonight? Oh, you know. Dressed up like Velma and sang Scooby Doo at a karaoke bar to a standing ovation. I mean, it’s only Tuesday. I didn’t wanna get TOO crazy.
kidnapmyheart-xo: thousand-years-of-oppression: fishfronds: 3ridan: unfollower: does the UK have people who are obsessed with the US and use our slang and stuff no we dont we make fun of you all the time instead we think you’re all assholes. 99% of us are team canada. TEAM CANADA FOR THE WIN. Dude I’m American and I’m pretty sure I’m Team Canada.
zfitzgerald: I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
this is the greatest homestuck fancomic ever
humpbackpigeons: im-the-queen-of-davejade: sagewhisker: wwands: pimptav: elasticitymudflap: ((“That bull is sick of everyone’s bullshit”, *badum SSHH*… Fredwin told me to say that)) This. Is. Beautiful. dead i am dead and this is beautiful /tears hopy shit RACHEL I FINALLY FOUND IT I have been WAITINNNNNG!!!
Okay. Done hiatus-ing. I proved to myself I could do it, but I also need something to devour my SOUL-CRUSHING BOREDOM.
Hey guys, I’m gonna take a tumblr break. It’s starting to get a little heroin-y, my dependence on this site. So I’ll see you guys when I’ve had time to not be like that for a while. Peace, motherfuckers!
Do you ever have one of those horrible moments when you wanted so badly to help and suddenly realize you were doing the opposite all along? …Yeah. Fuck.
bUT THE THING. aBOUT BEING UP THIS EARLY. tO WORK AT THIS STUPID JOB. iS. i DON’T WANT TO.
miamighostlights: gundamnjack: Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday. The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs. Having beaten him...