where to, ma'am?

candycoatedcotton: Mormonstuck, aka “Dave being an asshole in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:32:54 -0700

Mormonstuck, aka “Dave being an asshole in many different ways”

Dave was just trying to scare John away but I bet John will actually end up calling him back

What she says: “Go play while I wash up!” What she means: “Nanny needs a few...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:45:47 -0700

What she says: “Go play while I wash up!”

What she means: “Nanny needs a few precious moments to herself before she goes back to answering your formatively crucial but ultimately tedious questions please for the love of god just play with Legos for like two minutes by yourself.”

I don’t think you understand. When I was a child I had these big, amazing, impressive dreams....

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:14:12 -0700

I don’t think you understand.

When I was a child I had these big, amazing, impressive dreams. They changed every week, always something different, something bigger.

And now people expect me to keep dreaming bigger the older I get, climb mountains, achieve greatness.

But I won’t live big so you can pat yourself on the back for producing great people. I am already great, in my small and quiet way. But you didn’t give that to me, I wrested it from the ground with my bare hands and willed it to grow. And it is mine.

So I will live small, and quiet, and happy. Because I owe you nothing, and myself everything.

dead-provocative-bro: norhuu: This was a collaboration...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:41:06 -0700

dead-provocative-bro:

norhuu:

This was a collaboration with Nev. He scripted the images, and I made some adjustments and illustrated them. It was an, interesting choice of music for something so sentimental I though.

DAMNIT TUMBLR I DIDN’T WANNA CRY TODAY

oh gosh oh dear…

incessantlyphlegmatic: Convictstuck:An AU where John Egbert is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:04:10 -0700

incessantlyphlegmatic:

Convictstuck:
An AU where John Egbert is sent to prison even though he is innocent and ends up meeting some interesting characters such as the infamous assassin duo the Strider brothers as well as the notorious, revenge seeking Jake English.

Here are Dirk and Jake’s designs…and of course they would be cell mates.

I’ve been thinking about this AU a lot, coming up with headcanons and what not and figured I’d go ahead and post something of it because I think it would be pretty fun. Dave and John are next. I don’t know if anyone has done this yet so sorry if they have.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:13:52 -0700

double-mcstrider: Hearted from:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:17 -0700

double-mcstrider:

Hearted from: http://dersedreamer.tumblr.com/

trollsinthetardisat221b: cosmicremix: extra-vertebrae: celesti...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:46:31 -0700

trollsinthetardisat221b:

cosmicremix:

extra-vertebrae:

celestialghost:

thisgirlandy:

As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.

I do the Vodka and soda.

This will never not make me laugh.

Those expressions are brilliant.

i do the vodka + energy drink

kurobi: Long post! I am gomen made a minor edit This is a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:18:03 -0700

kurobi:

~~Long post! I am gomen~~
~~made a minor edit~~

This is a drabble comic based off an RP my friend Izumikage did on MSParp

It was way too funny to pass up! hrggfgfg Enjoy!

soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:25:45 -0700

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

thanks! you're a pretty awesome gamzee too :D

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:24:49 -0700

Thanks hon! Gamzee is probably the troll who’s the most like me, so it’s not much of a stretch. But it’s fun!

artiestroke: internetzahhaker: askacavalreaper: aWFUL, i DON’T THINK MINDFANG AND I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:48:48 -0700

artiestroke:

internetzahhaker:

askacavalreaper:

aWFUL,

i DON’T THINK MINDFANG AND I COULD RAISE MUCH OF ANYTHING,

OH MY GOD ZACH IT’S BACK LOOK WHAT CAME AROUND AGAIN

This is too perfect

dampho: bullying destroyed my self-esteem hahaha I’m...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:51:06 -0700

dampho:

bullying destroyed my self-esteem hahaha

I’m getting mine back, bit by bit. It’s a slow, arduous process. But I’m working my way through and I think I might come out on the other side a little less damaged.

whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:08:42 -0700

whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

i found the door to heaven but i couldn’t stand the smell i guess i gotta find a way to make...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:58:34 -0700

i found the door to heaven but i couldn’t stand the smell

i guess i gotta find a way to make the best of hell

I always wonder what the turning point is between a busy schedule and neglect. How many times...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:26:06 -0700

I always wonder what the turning point is between a busy schedule and neglect.

How many times should I believe them when they say they’re too busy to talk, before I take the hint?

This isn’t a sadsack question, really. Just something I’ve always struggled with. I like people so, so much, and sometimes it’s hard for me to tell whether someone is genuinely preoccupied or just doesn’t want to be friends.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:08:47 -0700

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:43:49 -0700

Oh wow okay so. Yesterday I was on Omegle as zombiestuck Sis Strider, covered in blood and bite...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:50:26 -0700

Oh wow okay so.

Yesterday I was on Omegle as zombiestuck Sis Strider, covered in blood and bite marks and shit.

And then my roomie came home with four tickets to see the early screening of Star Trek, but we had to leave RIGHT THEN.

So I forgot to wash the blood off and like.

Showed up to the movie like that.

Well about halfway through the film I started feeling weird, so I excused myself, wandered unsteadily into the lobby…

And passed out.

And that’s the story of how I accidentally caused a zombie panic at Regal yesterday.

jakes-english-muffin: MISS STRIDER YOU REQUESTED THAT YOU BE ALERTED IN THE EVENT THAT...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:32:37 -0700

jakes-english-muffin:

MISS STRIDER YOU REQUESTED THAT YOU BE ALERTED IN THE EVENT THAT JAKES-ENGLISH-MUFFIN WERE TO RETURN

Fuckin… Five more minutes, Squarewave, Christ…

BUT MISS STRIDER YOU REQUESTED—

Wait. Fuck, is Sean back? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT SEAN WAS BACK?!

MISS STRIDER I ATTEMPTED—

Shut up, dude! Help me get this stupid nightie off!

Heyyy didn’t see you there. Welcome back.

——-

Now lets just hope I last~

You’re lookin’ mighty fine if I do say so myself, Sis <3

Likewise I’m sure, muffin.

Good to have you back. ;)