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John is a pilot. Sherlock is on a case that requires him to go undercover as a copilot. John doesn’t know. The plane starts having technical difficulties. Must contain the following dialogue:

“Now would probably be a good time to inform you that I am an impostor.”

“You’re a WHAT.”

“I am not, in fact, a licensed copilot.”

“Give me one good reason I shouldn’t have the flight attendants remove you!”

“I’ll give you two. They’re on the wings and they’re currently full of what used to be a flock of Canadian geese.”

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(Source: villainyforbeginners)

In My Headcanon…

When Mycroft sends Sherlock to Irene Adler, he goes to the house.

He’s let inside and goes to the main room, where a woman is silhouetted against the window with her back to him.

A sultry, American voice says, “I’ve been expecting you…”

She turns around.

“…Mister Holmes.”

And it’s Molly fucking Hooper.

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