John is a pilot. Sherlock is on a case that requires him to go undercover as a copilot. John doesn’t know. The plane starts having technical difficulties. Must contain the following dialogue:
“Now would probably be a good time to inform you that I am an impostor.”
“You’re a WHAT.”
“I am not, in fact, a licensed copilot.”
“Give me one good reason I shouldn’t have the flight attendants remove you!”
“I’ll give you two. They’re on the wings and they’re currently full of what used to be a flock of Canadian geese.”
GO
(Source: villainyforbeginners)
